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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A REAL SOUTHERN GIRL



The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she

Was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,

But on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes

Washed and put away.



The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife

Orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it

Was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes

Were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man married a girl from THE SOUTH. He ordered her to

Keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,

And hot meals on the table for every meal He said the first day he

Didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by

The third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a

Little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he

Could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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Not that funny did not go the way i was expecting it to.
 

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.....lol
 

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chit my wife aint southern but thats exactly what would happen to me plus I wouldnt get any till I bought her a diamond or something expensive
 
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