[blackboardown]

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.
They Live

 

[bowcarp]

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio.

Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the ****ing Twinkies?

 

[Michael]

"Said I didn't have much use for them. Never said I didn't know how to use em."

Mathew Quigley

 

[Jace]

"Is it dead?"

cat scene, boondock saints

 

[WBG444]

What the HELL! Excuse me, whose watching these babies… um the fat one is watching the little one…
Jay and silent bob

 

[WBG444]

"Is it dead?"

cat scene, boondock saints

I just youtubed that…that’s pretty funny…

 

[TheBigShow]

I'm your Huckleberry !, Your a daisy if you do !
Doc Holiday : Tombstone

 

[WI_Dave]

If you dont chew big red......... F*ck You

 

[Shootemup]

I remember my first Beer (step brothers)

 

[TWright33]

"when the f*ck did we get ice cream?"
The Ringer

 

[TWright33]

"best 30 seconds of my life"

 

[iltfah]

Step Brothers : Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*** one, marry one, kill one, go!

 

[TWright33]

Step Brothers: "Did we just become best friends?!"

Pinapple Express: "What do you mean its dead?"
*language*

 

[MathewsHunter]

Im the master of the c*!T-Jay and silent bob

 

[Michael]

"Great Hunter" Yes?
"Fine figure of a man" Yes?
"This is all you need to know"

Jeremiah Johnson

 

[redlabel1]

sorry i don`t speek flat head
Jeremiah Johnson

 

[Southern Draw]

Did you just say meow? No do I look like a cat to you sir? Does it look like a drink milk from a saucer and jump around all nimbley bimbley from tree to tree? (Super Troopers)

 

[redlabel1]

lifes like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get

 

[Shootemup]

I Just shot Marvin in the face (pulp fiction)

 

[pbrad]

Miss Davis will you go to prom with me
Varsity Blues Billy Bob